Happy new year, aristocrillionaires (I won't be using that again.) So, first things first, future development on Aristocrats. The plan for Episode 2 is to relea...

So I fucked up, and Aristocrats is now permanently disallowed from sale on Steam, meaning Itch is the only place to buy it (for now). The reason is because the...

Alrighty, finally getting this update for Episode 1 out! I think this sets the barometer for launch quality going forward, i.e. until episode 2 is in at least t...

Alrighty, finally getting this update for Episode 1 out! I think this sets the barometer for launch quality going forward, i.e. until episode 2 is in at least t...

I'm extremely sorry that the version I published had those crashes, that was total carelessness on my part. The new version, 1-0-1, should be functional, along...

Episode 1 is now available! Thank you all very much for your continued support and patience while I worked on this! I don't know exactly what the future holds f...

Episode 1 launches on Itch.io, feature complete, on the 15th/16th of November! Apologies again for all the delays...

So if you've been on my twitter, you've probably seen that the game's been delayed, but I've yet to announce that here, so here we go. I'm sorry, but there's no...